Play | Topics | Authors | Random

Danh ngôn của Amy Sedaris (Sứ mệnh: 6)

David and Dad didn't get along too well growing up. I mean we all got along, but it was harder on David, because David wasn't going to be the son that Dad wanted. But now they're like best friends.
My father and I have a very good relationship. We always got along. But I always scold him.
I failed first grade, which is my biggest problem. You always feel like a failure, like you're stupid.
You know when you watch old movies, it's always the small parts you remember, the character actors who come in like a breath of fresh air.
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Books are challenging and inspirational to me.
I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit the rest of my life.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy.
I like to decide the night before Thanksgiving that I'm gonna do it, and I'll see what riff raff is around. Then I get that last-minute surge of energy. But if I had two weeks to plan, sometimes I wish I wasn't doing it. But very seldom does that happen.
There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything.
Sometimes, to keep things exciting, I decorate my house as if I owned a child. I'll toss a tiny pair of shoes in the hallway or lean small wooden crutches in what I refer to as 'the baby's room,' which is actually a tiny space where I make things. I continue to call it the baby's room because it confuses people and it's creepy.