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Danh ngôn của Art Buchwald (Sứ mệnh: 5)

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.
This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.