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Danh ngôn của Bill Cosby (Sứ mệnh: 9)

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything, even poverty, you can survive it.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to have the same ones and can savor your reruns, then your marriage is a gift from the gods.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children.
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.
Raising children is an incredibly hard and risky business in which no cumulative wisdom is gained: each generation repeats the mistakes the previous one made.
I think 'I Spy,' still when you look at it, speaks volumes in terms of propaganda for equality. It's just magnificent.
George Carlin is brilliant with words, and Johnny Winters is very creative. It's taking something common and drawing out the humor, being clever with words.
Now, Richard Pryor was unique. Many misunderstood his humor. He lit up the hallway, but they didn't understand his use of profanity. He didn't use it just to be using it; he used it in the context of his satire.
Racial humor was about 35% of my act when I first started. But I realized that it was a crutch. What brought it home was when another comedian said to me, 'If you changed color tomorrow, you wouldn't have any material.' He meant it as a put-down, but I took it as a challenge.
When I was a child, I was living in the housing projects of Philadelphia. I didn't even have a Christmas tree.
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.