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Danh ngôn của Bill Watterson (Sứ mệnh: 8)

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life.
It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night.
Genius is never understood in its own time.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
Know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything's different.
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
So, what's it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond that, I don't recommend it.
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running.