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Danh ngôn của Calvin Trillin (Sứ mệnh: 2)

As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler.
I never did very well in math - I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
I never eat in a restaurant that's over a hundred feet off the ground and won't stand still.
Health food makes me sick.
With humor, it's so subjective that trying to think of what the ideal reader would think would drive you crazy.
There's always a source for humor.