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Danh ngôn của Carlos Mencia (Sứ mệnh: 5)

The beauty of comedy is, when people come to a comedy club, there is a certain veil of reality suspended.
I'm a spiritual person: I believe that if you read the Bible, you get what you want from it. But, when you actually read it, you see the beauty, spirituality, the joy and love, and what makes us godly.
Here's the problem: People have completely and utterly forgotten one thing when it comes to communication - intent.
I could always talk about being a Latino and having a Mexican mom and a Honduran dad and being from Honduras. That was always an easy go-to place. But on the other hand, it was a crutch.
I was never funny. I'd be funny once a year at Christmas. I'd do impressions of how people talked and danced, but that stopped when I was about 11.
If you don't like your job, then change it by getting some better skills. Until then, shut up and get my burger with a smile, like in the commercials.
I don't want to go on stage with anger. And that's why I worked so hard to look within and change myself and evolve.