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Danh ngôn của Carrot Top (Sứ mệnh: 9)

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
I always think everyone else is funnier than me. I look at other comedians and I say, 'I wish I was that good.' People think I'm funny, and I say, 'I'm not.'