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Danh ngôn của Chelsea Peretti (Sứ mệnh: 2)

I'm obsessed with nature and living in the wild, which I just think is crazy. Imagine if a bear attacked you! That's an actual possible way you could die.
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so much comedy from my life that, from a guy, I'm more looking for something sweet or romantic.
On tour, it's either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. You're just looking for any proof that you're not completely alone.