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Danh ngôn của Chris Rock (Sứ mệnh: 5)

You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
Hollywood's just not funny.
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.
Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.
I was bused to a school in Gerritsen Beach in Brooklyn in 1972. I was one of the first black kids in the history of the school.
Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.
A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.
Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
I love being famous. It's almost like being white.
Show me one guy or woman as funny as Rodney Dangerfield or as good as George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, or Joan Rivers. There are a lot of good comics out there, no doubt, but as far as the quality of the comics goes, I think what you have is a bunch of situational comics.
It's like, hmm, there's people with $2000 weaves that could have bought health care with that weave money. They don't have insurance. People want what they want. And I guess that is a reason we have this big credit card problem and a lot of these foreclosures.
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get.
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because it took you about 9 years to get on television.
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen.