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Danh ngôn của Dave Attell (Sứ mệnh: 3)

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.
I have an imagination because my life is so boring that my imagination lets me get off the reality of what's going on.
I never wanted to be famous.
I get recognized, but I'm not really a famous famous.