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Danh ngôn của David Letterman (Sứ mệnh: 4)

I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host.
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves.
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan?
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing.
I have found that the only thing that does bring you happiness is doing something good for somebody who is incapable of doing it for themselves.