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Danh ngôn của Dennis Miller (Sứ mệnh: 8)

I rant, therefore I am.
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful about it.
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, so is money, and what's more life-affirming than cold, hard cash?
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.
I'm a comedian, for God's sake. Viewers shouldn't trust me. And you know what? They're hip enough to know they shouldn't trust me. I'm just doing stand-up comedy.
Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways.
The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.
I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.