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Danh ngôn của Dylan Moran (Sứ mệnh: 9)

I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.
I think that women just have a primeval instinct to make soup, which they will try to foist on anybody who looks like a likely candidate.
I'm actually about as famous as a fourth division footballer from the 70s.
I don't want to do panel games or adverts. I really like challenges. I always get roles as an art teacher or a photographer. In the future I want to play something like a mugger/assassin/pastry chef.
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
I don't know that you're able to measure your aggregate wisdom as you go through life. I can't say that I ever feel that I'm sitting on top of a growing mound of wisdom.