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Danh ngôn của Eddie Izzard (Sứ mệnh: 3)

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.