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Danh ngôn của Eddie Murphy (Sứ mệnh: 2)

Every now and then, when I think about it, I think, 'What would I even talk about onstage?' It's never been, 'I wonder if I'm funny. I wonder if I can come up with jokes.' It's more, 'What would it be like without the leather suit and the anger?'
Getting divorced didn't sour me on the institution of marriage. I'll tell you what I'll never do: I'll never get divorced again.
I don't know what my Death Row meal would be. I'm surprised that people can even eat when they're on Death Row.