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Danh ngôn của Fred Allen (Sứ mệnh: 5)

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.
The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.