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Danh ngôn của George Burns (Sứ mệnh: 5)

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.
I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.
I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
At my age flowers scare me.
I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate.
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.
I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.