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Danh ngôn của George Mikes (Sứ mệnh: 6)

Jokes are better than war. Even the most aggressive jokes are better than the least aggressive wars. Even the longest jokes are better than the shortest wars.
An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.
In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.