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Danh ngôn của Jack Benny (Sứ mệnh: 4)

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Modesty is my best quality.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Gags die, humor doesn't.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.