Danh ngôn của Jack Nicholson (Sứ mệnh: 8)

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Financially, I've lost money and made money, but I know my way around financially.
I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.
I think that's what distinguishes Schmidt, really. In the movies now, so much of what is appealing to an audience is the dramatic or has to do with science fiction, and Schmidt is simply human. There's no melodrama; there's no device, It's just about a human being.
It's a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I've never had any trouble identifying with the character that I'm playing.
The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
My motto is: more good times.
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad.
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
If I go into a restaurant there's a very good chance that I'm going to spend my time being the mayor. If I want to have a good time, I'm happier having dinner here.