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Danh ngôn của James Acaster (Sứ mệnh: 7)

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness.
What if every relationship you've ever been in, is someone slowly figuring out they didn't like you as much as they hoped they would?
I grew up with interesting and funny people. We made our own fun. You had to use your imagination.
If a comic laughs at their own jokes, I don't like it. They shouldn't find it funny; they should seriously believe in this stupid thing they're saying.
If you just focus on getting better, and not being the best, you have such a good time.
I used to work with autistic children, and they said a lot of funny things to me.
I got left for Mr. Bean. I found out a year after we split up. I opened the newspaper and there was a full-page story. No one else in the history of time has ever been left for Mr. Bean.
I remember being four or five, not understanding how to be funny, so just going around the house and my mum and dad's friends, confusing adults by saying weird things.