Danh ngôn của Jerry Lewis (Sứ mệnh: 9)

I've had great success being a total idiot.
People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius.
Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or something, you can't get me away from it because I commit that thoroughly. That's in friendship, that's a deal, that's a commitment. Don't give me paper - I can get the same lawyer who drew it up to break it. But if you shake my hand, that's for life.
When you're doing a different kind of film, you have to bring a different kind of attitude; you have to bring a different kind of concentration.
God hadn't made me handsome, but he'd given me something, I always felt: funny bones.