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Danh ngôn của John Cleese (Sứ mệnh: 6)

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change.
He who laughs most, learns best.
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing.
I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such a warm, friendly and encouraging presence to have when I started in television. He was also a great comic actor to learn from.
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?
I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred. She was hilariously self-centred. She did not really take interest in anything that didn't immediately affect her.
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one?