Danh ngôn của John Kruk (Sứ mệnh: 9)

People in West Virginia do have cars. We have indoor plumbing. We even use knives and forks.
I hated baseball. I really didn't like baseball at all until someone decided they were going to pay me... Every year I played in the big leagues, the day the season ended, I called my buddies in West Virginia and said, 'I'll be home tomorrow.'