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Danh ngôn của Josh Billings (Sứ mệnh: 1)

Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.
If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the old woman did her lost spectacles, safe on her own nose all the time.
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful tender for a loaf of bread.
Genius ain't anything more than elegant common sense.
Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while.
Learning sleeps and snores in libraries, but wisdom is everywhere, wide awake, on tiptoe.
In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us.
I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry.
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment.
The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.
Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves.
There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply.
The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way.
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear.
Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has.
A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug.
If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.
Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can.
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying.
The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.
Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go.
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them.