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Danh ngôn của Joy Behar (Sứ mệnh: 3)

I'm Italian, but some people think I'm Jewish because I work the Yiddish. I also work the Italian, by the way.
You know, I'm a comedian the same as Bill Maher and Jon Stewart. We all came up the same way. The three of us have interest in politics; I call us fundits, we're fundits! We're not pundits!
It's a completely useless emotion - jealousy. I don't go there.
I don't need a diet pill. I need something that gives you an electric shock when you reach for food.
I don't get jealous of people. Jealousy is such a waste of time because you're jealous of them, and they go about their lives and have a wonderful time, so what's the point?
You can see a lot of politics on a lot of different channels. I'm not interested, really, in talking in some wonky conversation about politics, though. It's not my speed. I'm not interested in the ins and outs of health care.