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Danh ngôn của Karl Pilkington (Sứ mệnh: 7)

I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about.
To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding.
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive.
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is.
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!