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Danh ngôn của Larry David (Sứ mệnh: 6)

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.
Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Golf and dating don't mix.