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Danh ngôn của Laurence J. Peter (Sứ mệnh: 9)

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Lead, follow, or get out of the way.
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.