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Danh ngôn của Louis C. K. (Sứ mệnh: 9)

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
Well, when I was younger, I lied all the time, because once you understand the power of lying, it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
I wish I could know everything ever, like that would be my wish - that's what I hope heaven is, that they tell you who shot JFK and all that stuff.
Cars and cameras are the two things I let myself be materialistic about. I don't care about other stuff.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
When I was first divorced, I started dating younger women, and it was really exciting. But after a while I was like, 'This is just dumb.'
The problem is, the more famous you get, the more people see you who didn't choose to.
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.
I think you have to try and fail, because failure gets you closer to what you're good at.
I've met a lot of people who've lost their jobs and they still have a sense of humor.
I've learned from experience that if you work harder at it, and apply more energy and time to it, and more consistency, you get a better result. It comes from the work.
I have a crazy amount of different jobs, so the way I manage that is to not do more than one at a time. It's like old computers that had small memory chips, they would do something called swapping, where they would fill the memory with one task, do it and get it out.
I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.
It's more fun to experience things when you don't know what's going to happen.
When I read things like the foundations of capitalism are shattering, I'm like, maybe we need that. Maybe we need some time where we're walking around with a donkey with pots clanging on the sides.