Danh ngôn của Mort Sahl (Sứ mệnh: 7)

My life needs editing.
Professional comedians, surprisingly, have a lack of humor. They're insensitive to the insanity of our times.
I didn't think that anything is beyond humor - not profane humor, but a good, honest approach to humor.
I used to go to two movies every week for the Saturday matinee when I was a kid.
I was on stage last night, and I gave a medical report about Donald Trump. I said he was hospitalized for an attack of modesty.
My humor was Victorian - and still is.