Danh ngôn của Paul Lynde (Sứ mệnh: 2)

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
I was obsessed with being rich and famous.
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.
Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!
I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.
If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.