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Danh ngôn của Paula Poundstone (Sứ mệnh: 5)

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.
I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.
I don't need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled.
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.
I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.