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Danh ngôn của Roseanne Barr (Sứ mệnh: 4)

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?
Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with.
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job.
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
And, you know, I liked writing humor. Well, I should say, I wanted to write seriously, but it kept turning funny.
Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I have asked my god that question and She answered, 'Hey, why not you Roseanne?' Indeed, why not each of us?