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Danh ngôn của Spike Milligan (Sứ mệnh: 2)

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
I can speak Esperanto like a native.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.'
Is the modern social pattern of unending change and movement the cause of two modern diseases, insecurity and dissatisfaction? How lucky Thomas Hood was to be able to write, 'I remember, I remember the house where I was born.' I don't even know what mine looked like!
Thankfully, we didn't stop at Malta. I think Malta was thankful, too.
When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry.
Things began to improve when I went to Rangoon. To begin with, my father was promoted, which meant he was at home more. The matriarchal society was ended, and for the first time, I went to a boys' school.
We come across thirty or so hurried graves with makeshift wooden markers. 'Private Edwards, E.', a number, and that was all. Fourteen days ago he was alive, thinking feeling, hoping... If war was a game of cards, I'd say someone was cheating.
The lunacy continues and has every chance of becoming a way of life unless we stop it soon. Men are getting so used to wars that the psychiatric wing of the RAMC are planning how to break the news to the men when the war is over.