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Danh ngôn của Tim Conway (Sứ mệnh: 6)

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.
I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction.
If I wouldn't offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over by the same person.
When you're small, you either are funny, or you get beat up a lot.
My parents were very funny - they didn't know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.