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Danh ngôn của Tracy Morgan (Sứ mệnh: 9)

You get somebody to crack a smile, that's a beautiful thing.
I have snakes, three sharks, moray eels, piranhas, five scorpions and a bird spider. All of them are predators. They are dangerous but it's cool to have strong and powerful pets.
My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.
To me, politics is a pile of tricks.
I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.
Listen, Bruce Lee fought out of anger. That's why they call it the 'Fists of Fury.' Michael Jackson danced with fury. I do stand up out of fury. I'm not mad at anybody. I'm not mad at any human being because I'm a human being.
There's nothing in the world like live entertainment. With TV, you have to wait for your results; with live entertainment, people let you know right then and there. That relationship is established in 30 seconds. The first 30 seconds, they'll let you know whether they like you or not.
I have my Lucky Charms in the morning, and I feel magical.
If I had to describe my sense of humor, I would say it's contemporary wit, you know what I'm saying?
We have freedom of speech, but you got to watch what you say.
People live too much of their lives on email or the Internet or text messages these days. We're losing all of our communication skills.
My father was the role model I looked up to. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me to do better than he did. He never sold a record in his life, but to me, he was still a rock star.
Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that.
The most romantic thing I ever did to my woman? I painted her toenails!
I'm not getting any younger. You're not getting any younger, so yeah. You age.