Danh ngôn của Victor Borge (Sứ mệnh: 8)

Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.