Danh ngôn của Yogi Berra (Sứ mệnh: 1)

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
The future ain't what it used to be.
A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
I never said most of the things I said.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be.
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
You can observe a lot by watching.
I don't mean to be funny.
Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.
I liked St. Louis, when they were in the American League, because that was going home. I had all my family and friends there.
You don't have to swing hard to hit a home run. If you got the timing, it'll go.
If I didn't make it in baseball, I won't have made it workin'. I didn't like to work.