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Danh ngôn của Zach Galifianakis (Sứ mệnh: 2)

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
That show, 'The Amazing Race' - is that about white people?
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system, but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated, and I can't be part of that.
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my anger.
I talk to younger actor types, and they bring up that word, 'brand,' and it's like, 'All right, if that's the way you want to look at yourself.' Diet Pepsi's a brand; you're a human being.