Danh ngôn của Adam Carolla
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Lý do tại sao bạn biết nhiều anh chàng hài hước hơn những cô gái vui tính là vì những anh chàng hài hước hơn những chú gà con. Nếu con gái tôi có khiếu hài hước ở mức trung bình, tôi sẽ nói với con rằng, 'Hãy làm biên kịch cho một bộ phim sitcom. Bởi vì họ sẽ phải thuê bạn nên họ thực sự không thể sa thải bạn và bạn không cần phải sản xuất nhiều như vậy. Nó sẽ rất tuyệt vời.”
Tác giả: Adam Carolla | Chuyên mục: Humor | Sứ mệnh: [9]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng tác giả: Adam Carolla
- When you have kids, you instantly feel that you do not want to do them wrong. Those dads that go off to Florida and start a new life, I couldn't imagine that: seeing my kid once every Christmas, every three years. If I'm gone for six days it feels like too much.
- I don't think healthcare's a right. The only right you have is the ability to go out on an even playing field and work, and then purchase health insurance, or whatever it is.
- I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that's out of this world. I'll give a heads-up to all of your readers that it doesn't have to be between Thai and Mexican every night. Toss some Hungarian in every once in a while. You will not be sorry. Good, solid peasant food.
- In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture, and things that cost money. I wanted to not swing a hammer, and make money... and not do stuff that was dirty. I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn't very good at it.
- I don't have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Humor
- With my humor, I end up offending everybody!
- Democratic politicians have disliked things I've written, Republican politicians... if they all love you, you might as well be driving a Good Humor truck.
- I still haven't found the humor in getting hit by a cement truck. My knees still hurt when I think about it, so no jokes about that yet.
- I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.
- I've used my sense of humor as a coping tool. It's gotten me through a lot of challenging times.