Danh ngôn của David Sedaris
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?'
Thật kỳ lạ những điều mà mọi người nhớ đến. Cha mẹ sẽ sắp xếp một bữa tiệc sinh nhật, chắc chắn nó sẽ in sâu vào tâm trí bạn mãi mãi. Bạn sẽ có một khoảng thời gian vui vẻ, rồi hai năm sau bạn sẽ nghĩ, 'Có một con ngựa con ở đó à? Thật sự? Và một chú hề cụt một chân?”
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Birthday
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