Danh ngôn của Emo Philips
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Bạn không đánh giá cao nhiều thứ ở trường cho đến khi bạn già đi. Những điều nhỏ nhặt như bị một phụ nữ trung niên đánh đòn mỗi ngày: Những thứ bạn phải trả rất nhiều tiền cho cuộc sống sau này.
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- I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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- When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Money
- I'm Jewish when it comes to money.
- The NCAA makes so much money off of their kids, and they put ridiculous - absolutely ridiculous - restrictions on everything that they can do.
- Social Security got passed because John D. Rockefeller was sick of having to take money out of his profits to pay for his workers' pension funds. Why do that, when you can just let the government take money from the workers?
- We set up a small bitcoin and ethereum mining operation... that miraculously now is actually making a lot of money.
- I can make more generals, but horses cost money.