Danh ngôn của Jeff Foxworthy
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'
Nếu bạn bắt đầu cảm thấy mình có một gia đình ngốc nghếch nhất, điên rồ nhất, rối loạn chức năng nhất trên thế giới, thì tất cả những gì bạn phải làm là đến một hội chợ cấp bang. Bởi vì năm phút ở hội chợ, bạn sẽ nói, 'bạn biết đấy, chúng tôi ổn. Chúng ta đang ở gần hoàng gia.”
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- Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
- I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument.
- That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring.
Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Family
- I've gotten to learn what's important in life and what's not important, and what to spend energy on and what not to. I don't have a family like some of my teammates, but I have a lot of things pulling at me that I have to put my energy into.
- My family background was deeply Christian.
- By the grace of God, my parents were fantastic. We were a very normal family, and we have had a very middle-class Indian upbringing. We were never made to realise who we were or that my father and mother were huge stars - it was a very normal house, and I'd like my daughter to have the same thing.
- It would astonish if not amuse the older citizens to learn that I (a strange, friendless, uneducated, penniless boy, working at ten dollars per month) have been put down as the candidate of pride, wealth, and aristocratic family distinction.
- As a kid we moved around a fair bit as a family. It was difficult to make friends but sport helped. Once people saw you kick a football it broke down barriers. Instead of being the new skinny black kid you were the kid everyone wanted on their team.