Danh ngôn của Mitch Hedberg
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
Tôi không có bạn gái. Nhưng tôi biết một người phụ nữ sẽ giận tôi vì nói điều đó.
Tác giả: Mitch Hedberg | Chuyên mục: Dating | Sứ mệnh: [3]
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Các câu danh ngôn khác của cùng chuyên mục: Dating
- I never did video dating.
- I don't date my girlfriend because she's a model. I date her because I love her.
- First and foremost when you're doing comedy, you gotta be relevant and applicable to the times that you're living in. When you try and just do comedy about who is dating who and lifestyle jokes, it gets tiring after a while. It's hard to be funny in that realm.
- I want a guy I can go hiking with, who wants to do outdoorsy stuff. It's so much fun to be out in nature and who better to do that with than the person you're dating?
- For a lot of the time I was in Berkeley, I was single. I was living in a kind of collegiate apartment by myself - it was like a protracted summer vacation. So at least in hindsight, I have gloomy emotions attached to Berkeley, whereas I started coming to New York because I was dating someone, and it was very exciting and romantic.