Danh ngôn của Alan King
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.
When I was in the hospital they gave me apple juice every morning, even after I told them I didn't like it. I had to get even. One morning, I poured the apple juice into the specimen tube. The nurse held it up and said, 'It's a little cloudy.' I took the tube from her and said, 'Let me run it through again,' and drank it. The nurse fainted.
Khi tôi ở bệnh viện, họ cho tôi uống nước táo mỗi sáng, ngay cả khi tôi nói với họ rằng tôi không thích nó. Tôi đã phải trả thù. Một buổi sáng, tôi đổ nước táo vào ống nghiệm. Cô y tá giơ nó lên và nói, 'Trời có chút mây.' Tôi lấy ống từ tay cô ấy và nói: 'Để tôi chạy lại' và uống nó. Cô y tá ngất đi.
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