Danh ngôn của Alan King
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.
I learned to cook in self-defense. My wife doesn't know what a kitchen is. In the first month of our marriage, she broiled lamb chops 26 nights in a row. Then I took over. I used to mind her not caring about food, but no more - as long as I can eat what I want.
Tôi học nấu ăn để tự vệ. Vợ tôi không biết nhà bếp là gì. Trong tháng đầu tiên của cuộc hôn nhân của chúng tôi, cô ấy đã nướng sườn cừu 26 đêm liên tiếp. Sau đó tôi tiếp quản. Tôi từng nghĩ cô ấy không quan tâm đến đồ ăn, nhưng không còn nữa - miễn là tôi có thể ăn những gì tôi muốn.
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