Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
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- I think sports and bodybuilding were the only things that saved me from getting beat up. People are not pleased, for whatever reason, when you can answer all the questions in class. If not for the respect I got from track, cross-country, wrestling and bodybuilding, it would have been a disaster.
- I've got to be honest and say that, growing up, I wasn't a big sports guy, but I love the camaraderie. I just love people getting together, fighting for a team and getting super-emotional about it.
- I was on the snowboard team at my school, but that was the only sports team I was on. I played soccer growing up in elementary school.
- I'm not one of those people who goes home and has to put football on the TV straight away or has to watch Sky Sports News.
- I wanted to really ingrain myself in the culture and the people. And I apologize about having an allergy to dairy products that gives me some irritable bowels, but other than that, I mean, I've embraced just about everything else Wisconsin - especially when it comes to sports, but also the people and the interactions with our fans.