Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it.
Tôi đã gói quà Giáng sinh vào đầu năm nay nhưng lại dùng nhầm giấy. Hãy xem, tờ giấy tôi sử dụng có dòng chữ 'Chúc mừng sinh nhật' trên đó. Tôi không muốn lãng phí nên tôi chỉ viết 'Chúa Giêsu' lên đó.
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Birthday | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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