Danh ngôn của Demetri Martin
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
I like women, but you can't always trust them. Some of them are big liars, like this one woman I met who had a dog. I asked her her dog's name and then I asked, 'Does he bite?' and she said, 'No.' And I said, 'So how does he eat?' Liar!
Tôi thích phụ nữ, nhưng không phải lúc nào bạn cũng có thể tin tưởng họ. Một số người trong số họ là những kẻ nói dối lớn, giống như người phụ nữ nuôi một con chó mà tôi gặp này. Tôi hỏi cô ấy tên con chó của cô ấy và sau đó tôi hỏi, 'Nó có cắn không?' và cô ấy nói, 'Không.' Và tôi nói, 'Vậy anh ấy ăn như thế nào?' Người nói dối!
Tác giả: Demetri Martin | Chuyên mục: Trust | Sứ mệnh: [5]
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